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Funny Running Quotes


One cannot stumble on an idea unless one is running.

- Vladimir K. Zworykin -

My coach said I run like a girl, and I said, if he ran a little faster he could too.

- Mia Hamm -

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

- Erma Bombeck -

If life gives you lemons, go running with lemons.

- Mike Foote -

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

- Tom Lehrer -

O running, thank you for the calorie deficit which you, in your infinite wisdom, hath provided me for this mean. Amen.

- Ovid -

To my legs, I love you both so much. I'm so attached to you. Thank you for all the lovely runs you take me on. You've never let me down even when you have ached and haven't felt like it. Today, as a special treat, I'm going to soak you in a warm bath and give you a rub dry. Then tonight, we're going for a romantic outing to meet other legs that run. I love you legs. Always and forever.

- Rachael Chadwick -

When you think you are done you are into 40% of what your body is capable of doing.

- David Goggins -

Running is like mouthwash; if you can feel the burn, it's working.

- Brian Tackett -

Q: How long can I keep my 26.2 bumper sticker if I haven't run a marathon in a while?

A: Three months or 3,000 miles. Wait...that's an oil change. Stickers are so hard to remove. Just run another marathon.

- AskMiles on Twitter -

I'm always ready to run. I wear running shorts and shoes wherever I go. I just don't care what I look like. Changing my clothes is a waste of time.

- Pam Reed -
(First woman to become the overall winner of the Badwater Ultramarathon)

Run easy is an oxymoron.

- Pearl Izumi -

If you don't have answers to your problems after a four-hour run, you ain't getting them.

- Christopher McDougall -

Run like they just found out you talked about fight club.

- Jeremy Chin -
((Author of the book Fuel).)

 If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a board and knock me down, because that means I didn't run hard enough.

- Steve Jones -

Ever wonder how far Rocky ran in his famous training run in Rocky II? One local Philadelphia magazine columnist decided to find out by piecing together the routes Rocky could have traveled from scene to scene. What he discovers in this entertaining piece might surprise you... Rocky wasn't just a boxer. He was an ultra-marathoner.

- Dan McQuade -

A good workout is when you make your dry fit shirt look like false advertising.

- Jeremy Chin -
((Author of the book Fuel).)

Runners get more birthday wishes on Facebook than anyone on the planet.

- Jeremy Chin -
((Author of the book Fuel).)

Training is like wrestling a gorilla—you don't quit when you are tired; you quit when the gorilla is tired.

- Robert Strauss -

If you never have a 'bad' day, you're probably doing something wrong; if you never have a 'good' day, you're definitely doing something wrong.

- Mark Remy -

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