The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

- Erma Bombeck -
Motherhood

Books by Erma Bombeck

The Erma Bombeck Collection : If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank - by Erma Bombeck

The Erma Bombeck Collection

If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

Family - The Ties that Bind...And Gag! : - by Erma Bombeck

Family - The Ties that Bind...And Gag!

The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank : - by Erma Bombeck

The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank

Motherhood : The Second Oldest Profession - by Erma Bombeck

The Second Oldest Profession

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