
Running Quotes
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Never Wipe Your Ass with a Squirrel
Your training partner's name is pain. You start out trying to ignore him. Can't do it. You attempt to reason with him. No way. You try to strike a bargain. Ha. You plead. You say 'Please stop, please go away. I promise never ever to do this again if you just leave me alone.' But he won't. Pain only climbs off if you do. Then you're beaten.
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Never Wipe Your Ass with a Squirrel
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