Running Humor #10
Posted on 28 Nov, 2014
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. - Erma Bombeck
Books by Erma Bombeck
Aunt Erma's Cope Book
How to Get from Monday to Friday in 12 Days
The Erma Bombeck Collection
If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time to Go Home
The Best of Bombeck
At Wit's End, Just Wait Until You Have Children of Your Own, I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal DepressionSome Other Things You May Like
What To Do When Bad Sh*t Happens Unexpectedly
Questions You Should Never Ask At A Farmers'Market
Arthur The Endurance Dog
All You Need To Know About Vitamin E
Babies are, pound for pound, stronger than an ox. While a baby certainly couldn't pull a covered wagon at its present size, if the child were the size of an oxen it just might very well be able to.
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