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No fans. Just fanatics. Training.

Posted on October 31, 2012 by admin

No fans. Just fanatics. Training.

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Run like Oh shit I left something on the stove.

Posted on October 29, 2012 by admin

Run like Oh shit I left something on the stove.

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One does not simply promote a running book by making memes on running.

Posted on October 26, 2012 by admin

One does not simply promote a running book by making memes on running.

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Jagger can’t move like you.

Posted on October 25, 2012 by admin

Jagger can't move like you.

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Ok… there is a fartlek, but is there a burplek.

Posted on October 24, 2012 by admin

Ok… there is a fartlek, but is there a burplek.

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One does not simply run 26 and not the .2

Posted on October 22, 2012 by admin

One does not simply run 26 and not the .2

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One does not simply become a runner and not have a heap of laundry.

Posted on October 18, 2012 by admin

One does not simply become a runner and not have a heap of laundry.

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Run like they just found out you talked about Fight Club.

Posted on October 17, 2012 by admin

Run like they just found out you talked about Fight Club.

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One does not simply wear a kilt to run without first checking the wind conditions.

Posted on October 15, 2012 by admin

One does not simply wear a kilt to run without first checking the wind conditions.

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No fans. Just fanatics. Running past temptation.

Posted on October 14, 2012 by admin

No fans. Just fanatics. Running past temptation.

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One does not simply just do it.

Posted on October 10, 2012 by admin

One does not simply just do it.

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A good workout is when you make your dry fit shirt look like false advertising.

Posted on October 7, 2012 by admin

A good workout is when you make your dry fit shirt look like false advertising.

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One does not simply watch hunger games and not feel an urge to want to run.

Posted on October 6, 2012 by admin

One does not simply watch hunger games and not feel an urge to want to run.

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One does not simply tell people to go to fueldabook.com and expect them to do it.

Posted on October 2, 2012 by admin

One does not simply tell people to go to fueldabook.com and expect them to do it.

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What do I talk about when I talk about running.

Posted on September 29, 2012 by admin

What do I talk about when I talk about running.

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Keep calm. Nah! I’m going for a run instead.

Posted on September 28, 2012 by admin

Keep calm. Nah! I'm going for a run instead.

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One does not simply run without peeing first.

Posted on September 26, 2012 by admin

One does not simply run without peeing first.

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No fans. Just fanatics. Running against legends.

Posted on September 25, 2012 by admin

No fans. Just fanatics. Running against legends.

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One does not simply wear a wire bra when running long distance.

Posted on September 22, 2012 by admin

One does not simply wear a wire bra when running long distance.

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It is easier to do evil than good. But I’m a runner, and I don’t do easy.

Posted on September 20, 2012 by admin

It is easier to do evil than good. But I'm a runner, and I don't do easy.

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One does not simply do a victory lap when running a marathon.

Posted on September 18, 2012 by admin

One does not simply do a victory lap when running a marathon.

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No fans. Just fanatics. Extreme training for running.

Posted on September 17, 2012 by admin

No fans. Just fanatics. Extreme training for running.

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CHARACTER. You know you have it when it is easier to get up than to stay down.

Posted on September 16, 2012 by admin

CHARACTER. You know you have it when it is easier to get up than to stay down.

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One does not simply use the word simply when referring to a marathon.

Posted on September 14, 2012 by admin

One does not simply use the word simply when referring to a marathon.

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No fans. Just fanatics. Running in pouring rain.

Posted on September 13, 2012 by admin

No fans. Just fanatics. Running in pouring rain.

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Runners get more birthday wishes on Facebook than anyone on the planet.

Posted on September 12, 2012 by admin

Runners get more birthday wishes on Facebook than anyone on the planet.

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One does not simply taper and not grumble about it on Facebook.

Posted on September 10, 2012 by admin

One does not simply taper and not grumble about it on Facebook.

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One does not simply wear split shorts unless one has the legs for them.

Posted on September 6, 2012 by admin

One does not simply wear split shorts unless one has the legs for them.

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No fans. Just fanatics.

Posted on September 5, 2012 by admin

No fans. Just fanatics.

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One does not simply run a marathon without first registering online.

Posted on September 3, 2012 by admin

One does not simply run a marathon without first registering online.

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One does not simply blow a snot rocket while running in a tight formation.

Posted on September 2, 2012 by admin

One does not simply blow a snot rocket while running in a tight formation.

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No fans. Just fanatics. Running in Afrika.

Posted on September 1, 2012 by admin

No fans. Just fanatics. Running in Afrika.

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Do Kenyans become good runners… or do good runners become Kenyans?

Posted on August 29, 2012 by admin

Do Kenyans become good runners… or do good runners become Kenyans?

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No fans. Just fanatics. Running during a zombie apocalypse.

Posted on August 28, 2012 by admin

No fans. Just fanatics. Running during a zombie apocalypse.

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One does not simply cross the finish line eventhough it may be next to the starting line.

Posted on August 25, 2012 by admin

One does not simply cross the finish line eventhough it may be next to the starting line.

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Run as if someone called you a jogger (even if they may be right)

Posted on August 23, 2012 by admin

Run as if someone called you a jogger (even if they may be right)

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One does not simply push the clock forward during a foot race.

Posted on August 21, 2012 by admin

One does not simply push the clock forward during a foot race.

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No fans. Just fanatics. UFO abduction while running.

Posted on August 20, 2012 by admin

No fans. Just fanatics. UFO abduction while running.

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Run as if a hand just reached out of the ground and grabbed your ankles.

Posted on August 19, 2012 by admin

Run as if a hand just reached out of the ground and grabbed your ankles.

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No fans. Just fanatics. Running on December 21, 2012

Posted on August 18, 2012 by admin

No fans. Just fanatics. Running on December 21, 2012

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One does nto simply run on empty. You at the very least need a road, a trail or a treadmill to run on.

Posted on August 17, 2012 by admin

One does nto simply run on empty. You at the very least need a road, a trail or a treadmill to run on.

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Runners get more birthday wishes on Facebook than anyon on the planet.

Posted on August 15, 2012 by admin

Runners get more birthday wishes on Facebook than anyon on the planet.

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A good workout is when you make your dry fit shirt look like false advertising.

Posted on August 14, 2012 by admin

A good workout is when you make your dry fit shirt look like false advertising.

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One does not simply blow on a foot blister and expect it to feel better.

Posted on August 13, 2012 by admin

One does not simply blow on a foot blister and expect it to feel better.

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No fans just fanatics: Running with tornadoes.

Posted on August 12, 2012 by admin

No fans just fanatics: Running with tornadoes.

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Run as if you are racing your ex-boyfriends’s new girlfriend

Posted on August 11, 2012 by admin

Run as if you are racing your ex-boyfriends's new girlfriend

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One does not simply rip out a black toe nail.

Posted on August 9, 2012 by admin

One does not simply rip out a black toe nail.

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Running is just so gangsta

Posted on August 7, 2012 by admin

Running is just so gangsta

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Coffee passport – the overpriced coffee you reluctantly pay for and, over the course of several hours, stingily sip to preserve your right to be at a cafe.

Posted on March 29, 2012 by admin

Coffee passport – the overpriced coffee you reluctantly pay for and, over the course of several hours, stingily sip to preserve your right to be at a cafe.

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Chuck Norris’ biggest flaw is that he doesn’t run

Posted on February 28, 2012 by admin

Chuck Norris’ biggest flaw is that he doesn’t run

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