Funnies You'll Enjoy If You're A Runner

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Posted on 15 Sep, 2018

If you start most of your sentences with "Yesterday, while I was running...", you're probably a runner and will enjoy this collection of funny posts we found on the internet. The world needs more smiles. We hope you will help us spread the cheer.

#1 You had me at "What's your PR?"

#2 Just imagine Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away form a beating.

#3 My condolences on the loss of your toenail.

#4 I don't always run marathons, but when I do, it's during an ultra marathon.

#5 Ok Santa, these are the only toys I need. New running shoes, Maniac gear, airfare, hotels and race entries to marathons in all 50 states. Is that too much to ask?

#6 Runner's and Their Garmins

#7 Run EMC-Squared

#8 Best of luck on your race to get mud into places it will take weeks to get it out of.

#9 Marathon Runners. First vs Current.

#10 Legs, Y U no go faster.

#11 Runner Thoughts. Happy, happy, happy, happy, does the knee hurt? Nope. Happy, happy, happy, happy!

#12 I'm not to be trusted in a running store with a credit card.

#13 Anatomy of a Runner's Leg

#14 Runner's High. Still legal in all 50 states.

#15 Checking Yourself Out.

#16 Step 1. Apply Miracle Cellulite Cream to problem areas. Step 2: Run ten miles.

#17 I don't trust joggers, they're always the ones that find the dead bodies.

#18 Runners. We suck at basketball.

#19 Warning: The surgeon general says it's OK to smoke the competition.

#20 You know you had a good run when you're so sore you'll stretch on anything.